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I've just published a story that is a little different from my usual fare. It's a supernatural story set in the mystical English town of Glastonbury, which is even now associated with tales of faery and other worlds beside our own. It does contain some sexual scenes, but also tells a very human tale of a joining of two worlds.
A few months ago, I read an article in a UK newspaper which listed 20 words which it claimed young people didn't know the meaning of anymore. As a fight-back against this dumbing-down of the language of Shakespeare, Austen and Dickens, I made a rash promise to write a sex story which used all of these words. Chapter 2 of "Private Shows Are Extra" - which I've just submitted for approval on StoriesOnline - is that story.
To help you, the words are as follows:
Sozzled
Cad
Bonk
Wally
Betrothed
Nincompoop
Boogie
Trollop
Bounder
Balderdash
Henceforth
Yonks
Lush
Tosh
Swot
Brill
Kerfuffle
Randy
Disco
Minted
I admit that one or two of them sound a bit out of place in a contemporary story, but I hope that doesn't detract too much from the action. And I think the context makes clear what they all mean. It would be a great shame if words such as "bonk", "trollop" and randy" dropped out of common use, don't you think?
I've been here a month now, and posted just a few of my favourite stories - lots more to come though!
One thing I have noticed is that a lot of people here like to write long, multi-chapter stories that develop quite slowly, often with no sex until several chapters in. That's not really my style: I usually like to get down to the fucking quite quickly, without too much scene-setting and character development.
So if that's your kind of thing, I hope you keep coming back for more!
The other day I posted the first part of "Kevin's Wife Is A Dirty Slut", a neat little tale of cuckoldry that has a surprising but (I hope) satisfying little twist at the end. I hope you enjoy it. And yes, "South Park" fans, the title is a reference to a famous episode from that show.
My latest story isn't currently available anywhere else, because other story sites wouldn't accept it. It's a piece of sexy fan-fiction that I wrote about the American kids' TV show "i-Carly", which I used to love watching as a teenager. This version is packed with good dirty sex, and is definitely for over 18s only. But I hope you enjoy it.
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