Chapter 1

Maribeth (Mari to her friends) frowned at the contents of the package she had ‘pirated’ from a porch. They were a pair of old button-fly jeans with a weird letter enclosed: “Juliette, try these on! They changed my life! -- Suzie”

She held the jeans up -- she could tell by the size of the pockets that they were men’s pants -- still, Juliette and Suzie were women’s names ... she figured she should at least try them on. She wondered, though, how could a pair of men’s jeans change a woman’s life?

She hadn’t expected the jeans to fit so well on her rounded hips ... in fact, in the mirror the normally curvy 23-year-old ash blonde looked like her ass was somehow smaller and tighter in them. Not bad, she thought, but as she turned around she laughed as she saw the front ... it looked like she had a dick! Well, they were men’s jeans, she realized, so of course there was extra space up front. She cupped the bulge comically, and then drew her hand back in shock ... there was actually something there!

In a flash, she unbuttoned and pulled the jeans down, sighing with relief as her landing strip of light brown hair appeared, leading down to her clearly womanly parts. But she could have sworn she had felt...

Hesitantly, she pulled the pants back up, keeping her genitals in full view the whole time. Then she fastened each button up carefully. There was just the top button to go, and she definitely still had a vagina. Taking a breath, she fastened it, cutting off sight of her favorite plaything.

She angled her head down. Yes, it looked like she had a dick again! She reached down and gripped it through the denim -- she actually felt that! --- and pulled her hand back as if it had been burned before unfastening that top button again and slipping her fingers down to confirm that her vagina had returned. Refastening that top button once more, she again felt the weight of an extra appendage between her legs. “This is crazy,” she commented to herself. Leaving the top button, she unfastened the lower ones and then reached into the gap to extract a thick-looking cock. “Holy shit.”

It wasn’t the thickest she’d seen, but it was certainly one she would fuck if it wasn’t coming out of her own body. She slipped her hand into the opening and delved underneath that appendage, stopping at ... a ballsack! She kept going down and back, eventually reaching her butthole ... her vagina was just gone! She struggled to control her breathing ... it wasn’t gone permanently, she knew; just until she unfastened that top button. She took a hold of one of her ... balls ... and gave it a tentative squeeze. She winced and felt a little sick to her stomach. Okay, she wouldn’t do that again! She wondered if that was what it felt like for guys. Experimentally, she cupped her new ballsack and used her other hand to unfasten that top button. Instantly, the warmth in her hand was gone and she was looking down at her feminine parts once more.

She thought about pulling out her phone and putting this on MeTube, but then had second thoughts ... first, she had stolen this package ... while it was just a pair of jeans, the clothing was clearly not normal ... was it magic? If so, it was probably worth a lot more than the denim it was made from, and whoever made it -- a witch? -- might come looking for it. She could be in a lot of danger if she advertised this.

Still, she considered as she fastened the top button again, she had to share this with someone. She pulled out her phone and typed, Hey getcher ass over here asap

wut up?

Smth u need 2 see

ok brt

Mari knew that she had a few minutes so she pulled out the dangling dick and examined it: one big vein running along its pinkish-beige length, some brown pubes sticking out near the base, and a flared head. She took a hold of the shaft and started stroking. “Ohh,” she sighed as she felt the pleasurable movement. Not as intense as stroking her clitoris, but this was much bigger so she could get her whole hand around it. She felt it firming up and her eyes widened as her half-chub grew, ending at what she figured was a 7-inch length. Very nice, she thought, and continued to stoke. It had been a while since she’d had sex with anyone, man or woman, and she quickly became excited at the perverse idea of having a cock. Soon, she felt a tingling, similar to one of her regular orgasms, but situated at the tip of her new cock rather than her clit or G-spot. As she stroked, that sensation radiated down into her groin ... she stroked faster, chasing that feeling, and felt something rising up. “Oh, wow ... ohh wow ... ohh WOW!” Then she was cumming, white stuff spurting from the head and landing on her floor and leather footstool. “Jesus,” she gasped, her legs wobbly due to the intense release.

She unfastened the pants and the cock was gone, though the semen she had ejaculated remained. She took some of the still-warm spend from the top of the footstool between her index and forefinger before tasting it ... yep, that was man cum! This was insane!

Then she noticed: “Where the fuck did my panties go?” They had somehow disappeared. She had liked that pair!

While she waited, Mari put the pants back on, cleaned up the spooge -- she giggled ... HER spooge! -- and headed to the bathroom. She lifted the toilet seat, pulled out her limp temporary penis, and aimed it toward the bowl. She slowed her breathing, forced herself to relax, and soon felt the urine rise up the shaft ... so weird! Then she was peeing into the bowl ... mostly. “Ack!” She adjusted her aim as the warm liquid splashed on the back rim, but then she overcorrected and almost peed on her feet. “Shit!” Finally, she got the last of the petering yellow stream into the bowl. ‘Well, I’m not gonna be so hard on guys making a mess anymore,’ she decided, now that she knew how difficult it really was.

She looked down at the dripping tip and unfastened the top button. The dick disappeared and she was happy to find that her pubes were dry ... no cleanup! Well, except for at the edges of the toilet bowl. She grabbed some toilet paper and took care of it.

Ding dong!

“Ha!” Mari flushed, pulled the pants back up, quickly washed her hands, and headed to her front door to meet her friend Stell, short for Estelle, another 23-year-old college dropout who Mari worked with. Of a similar height, the new arrival was differentiated by her Filipino light brown skin, dark hair with bleached strips, and almond-shaped eyes, as well as her larger, C-cup boobs. She was also wearing a tight half-top and short denim skirt that Mari thought looked damn good on her.

“Da fuck!” Stell exclaimed as she pushed past. “You call me over like something’s on fire and then make me wait?” She turned as Mari closed the door. “And what the fuck are you wearing?”

Mari put her hands on her hips. “Magic pants.”

Stell glanced down. “They magically make you look like you got a dick, fashion fail. Those men’s pants?”

“Yep, but watch this...” Mari unfastened all the buttons of the fly except the top one and let her half-hard dick slip out.

Stell blinked but then said, “Oh, ha ha ... wearing a realistic-looking strap-on, huh? Oh, you call me over for some fun?” She gave Mari a sexy half-lidded look as she unfastened a button on her half-top.

Mari could feel her cock firming up at the thought. She had had a couple fun nights with Stell after getting drunk, but nothing serious.

Stell stopped, staring. “Is it getting harder? How are you doing that?”

“You’re doing that, you sexy bitch.”

“Uh, what?”

“It’s a real dick, Stell ... feel it.”

Stell got down on her knees and squinted at the now fully hard cock. “How...?” She gave it a stroke, feeling the outer skin follow her grip while the spongy tissue inside remained as-is, just like a real penis. “No...” She reached around it to find it connected to Mari’s crotch, and then moved downward to find the ballsack. She lifted the hairy, dangling bag out through the hole and stared at it. Somehow, a whole man’s package was coming out of her female friend’s body. “This ... is real?”

“That’s what I’ve been trying to tell y-AAHH!” Mari screamed out in pain. “Did you just flick one of my balls?!”

“Uhh ... uh yeah...”

“WHY?!”

“Because ... it was there...?” Stell stood up, an uneasy look on her face.

“You fucking chaotic bitch!” Mari grabbed her and threw her onto the couch.

“Whoa! Mari, calm down...” Stell urged her. Her skirt had splayed open as she landed.

Mari jumped between her thighs. “You wanna flick the bull?” She grabbed the crotch of Stell’s underwear and pulled it to the side. “Then you get ... the horns!” She rammed her turgid cock inside her friend’s pussy.

“Jesus!” Stell cried out as that thick 7-incher speared into her. She had already been turned on by the thought of some sexy playtime with her hot friend so there was sufficient lubrication, barely, but it was still a shock.

Mari felt her friend’s warm, tight insides surround her new cock and moaned. She had to have more! She pulled back and stabbed her magic erection into her again and again.

Stell hugged her friend to her body. “You ... ugh ... didn’t have to be ... so rough ... ugh ... you fucker.”

“Flicked my fucking ball, bitch ... uhh ... uhh...”

“I’m ... ugh ... sorreee...” Stell moaned. “ ... oh fuck ... I’m cummmiiing...” She arched her back as her friend’s cock slid along her G-spot.

“Ohh, meee toooo...”

Then Stell’s eyes snapped open. Those looked like they were real balls ... did that mean real sperm? “Nooo ... pull ... oouuutt ... Mariii...” she cried out, still cumming.

Mari didn’t hear, so intent was she on getting her new cock as far inside her sexy, orgasmic friend as she could as her load rushed up from her balls, through her shaft, and blasted out the tip into her friend’s unprotected pussy.

“Noooo...” Stell moaned as she felt the warm throbbing deep inside her, the dangerous sensation extending her orgasm. “Fuuuck...”

Finally, Mari collapsed upon her friend, panting.

“Jesus, Mari, get off me ... I gotta drip it out...”

“What? Oh, shit!” Mari pulled out, making both of them gasp. “Oh my God, Stell, I’m so sorry! I wasn’t even thinking ... you’re not on the pill, right?”

“No...” Stell got unsteadily to her feet and toddled off to the bathroom.

Mari took off the pants and examined them. Magic pants ... magic penis or real penis? Was there actually sperm in that cum, or was it just fake?

A few minutes later, Stell returned to the living room. Mari, bare from her hips down, held out the pants to her.

Stell stared at them. “What?”

“IF that’s real sperm, and there’s no way we can tell without a microscope, and IF my lower female parts were replaced with male ones while I was wearing the pants, if you wore them, you couldn’t get pregnant because you’d have no uterus, right?”

Stell pulled off her skirt and grabbed the pants. “That makes sense. You gonna let me fuck you?”

Mari blushed. “Least I can do.”

“And cum inside?”

“Sure! I got an IUD, remember?”

“Oh yeah...” Stell replied as she pulled the pants on, “how’s that working for you?”

“Great! Don’t even realize it’s there ... oh wait!”

“Huh?” Stell had just fastened the top button.

“I lost my favorite underwear ‘cause I was wearing them when I put on the pants.”

Stell unfastened the pants and confirmed that she was now bare down there. “So where’s my dick?”

“You have to keep the top button fastened.”

Stell did so and then pulled a hardening light brown penis out from the fly hole. “Holy shit!” She stroked it. “This feels so weird, but good!” She stuck her hand through the hole to confirm that her vagina was, indeed, gone. She wouldn’t get pregnant without lady parts! She looked up to find Mari staring at her new unit. “What?” Stell asked, feeling self-conscious.

“I dunno ... for some reason I thought you’d get the same penis. I guess that would be dumb, a pale cock with your darker skin.”

Stell bent over to get a closer look. “Not bad, though, eh? I’d probably fuck this.”

“That’s what I said about mine!”

“Ha! I wonder...” Stell leaned over more, straining her neck. She almost lost her balance and caught herself.

“Were you trying to suck your own cock?”

“Um, yeah.”

“Allow me...” Mari got on her knees and inhaled her friend’s temporary dick.

“Ohh shiiitt...” Stell grabbed a hold of her friend’s hair and started to thrust.

“Guck!” Mari pushed back and coughed. “Not so rough!”

“After what you just did to me? If I didn’t enjoy it so much, that would have been rape, bitch. Now deep throat my cock.”

Mari nodded, resigned, and opened her mouth. Stell pushed back inside, grabbed Mari’s hair, and started thrusting again.

“Guck guck guck! Gasp!” Stell had pulled back to allow Mari to breathe and then shoved her cock back inside. “Guck guck guck!”